“If I understand the idea of hipsterism correctly, then the most hipster thing one could do is not be a hipster.”
— Someone with intelligence (via absoutie)
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Ingrid Michaelson // We Found Love [Rihanna cover]
this is why she’s my favorite.
so. good.
things that suck about menstruating
when I slide a tampon up my sleeve, it still feels like everyone knows what I’m hiding.
There are people in this world who could be fed with the $6.49 a girl spends per month on feminine supplies.
one week per month, a girl can feel 10 full emotions within the range of a minute. only a few are nice.
cramps feel like there is a little person inside you, punching you in the uterus whenever they feel like it.
crying can be set off by as little as changing plans. so it will always be your loved one’s fault.
women always want to lose weight, but there are hormones that will force a girl to eat chocolate while menstruating. it’s a scientific fact.
a girl should be able to wear white pants whenever the heck she feels like it.
it makes you think it’s over. until it comes back.
(turning this in tomorrow. Enjoy, Swartwout!!)
The company is called Hoxton Street Monster Supplies. The options are salt made from tears of laughter, salt made from tears of sorrow etc.
(via did-you-kno)
“Barbie ques”
— some girl from my facebook newsfeed trying to spell Barbecues (via susqueehanna)
“Your future will be full of happy times and frequent sex if you dream of eating candy.”
— Fortune-Telling Book of Dreams
guys, katy walters is 18 today.
I LOVE YOU KATY!!!! you are a WOMAN now and you are just so lovely and dear to my heart. enjoy adulthood!
